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May 18, 2006

If Dorian's head were veal, how much would it cost?

While Dorian celebrated his birthday at Her Majesty's service, Amy devised a perfect strategy on how to make his first weekend home memorable. Thanks to a detailed SWOT analysis - renamed by Dorian TWAT analysis - TLBTP, or Team Lao Body-Tracing Project, was launched in our humble domain in late April. These photos stand to prove that the operation was completed successfully: Dorian sports charming black hooves and has promised to belly-dance for anyone who votes his drawing to be most realistic of the three.

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Amy carefully colouring in Dorian's red shorts and pink shirt.

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Amy and Dorian conspiring on which colours to use for colouring in...

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Exhibit A: Amy- Amy comes to us through Dorian's originality with red chilli hair and a collection of awards on her "I am your nanny from the 80s" t-shirt, such as self-hair cutters guild, ORONO, Cottonwood Gulch, Vientiane Defiant Cyclists Assosiations, etc.

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Exhibit B: Dorian - caught in the middle of a belly-dancing move, Dorian's posture leaves a little to be desired and Team Lao is currently working on improving it! Watch out for the hockey sticks! and Dorian's shirt, which is INDEED pink. Nice hooves Dozza...

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Exhibit C: Elona - All the times I had asked for another degree finally paid off, as the University of Tam Mak Hung (papaya salad) headed by Dorian and Amy, awarded me a Ph.D. in Condomology. Not bad for only 10 months of talking about sex and condoms non-stop.

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the three life-size drawings now adorn a wall inside our house, to our mehban's chagrin...

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