For Noah, whose arm is broken
That’s what you get for combining alcohol and a trampoline (although, to be frank, I am not positive that those were the circumstances). After I heard about the disturbing near-compound fracture, I was pretty grossed out, and couldn’t help but think of it when I saw this amazing display of Noah brand products. On the upside, if that digital dictionary/translation tool was removed, you might be able to imply that this cardboard woman was describing Noah’s manhood. And I guess if one had a working left arm, that would only take about 30 seconds on Photoshop…
(Check out the original image on flickr, the devil’s in the details)