Guess what's for sale at the corner of Shangxiajiu Pedestrian Street and Baohua Lu here in Guangzhou:
Ahhhh! Get it off! Get it off! It's in my hair get it offf!!!!!ohwait. It's still in the glass case. Whew. So, apparently these are shrimp. Terrifying, imported Thai shrimp about as long as my forearm (which, lest we forget, is longer than the average forearm). These things must scare the shit out of lobsters; being right there in the uncanny valley of lobsterdom and everything. Actually when I first saw them I thought they were something like those walking stick bugs in Indiana Jones and the Temple of Doom. The one in Willie's hand that she thinks is a broken nail:
Man, I love that movie. "We... are going... to DIE!" might be the best line Harrison Ford ever delivered. Besides all the ones in this supercut, of course:
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