Did you know professors can marry each other? Weird, we know! But we’ve got two awesome ones coming your way. Miguel Centeno teaches the popular Western Way of War course and founded the Princeton University Preparatory Program, one of the flagship programs for getting high-achieving, low-income students to apply to places like Princeton. Deborah Kaple is a sociology professor prolific writer, both of short stories and cool histories like her recent book, Gulag Boss. She is also Jake Robertson’s best friend.

We’ve also got the football team captains fresh from their bonfire. Don’t miss it!