cos mAJOR gRAYSON SITS ON tHRONES OF gAMES
DC BORN; BRING THE WAR (FAN THE FLAMES)
GAME DESIGN IS HIS DREAM
AND ON THE WRESTLING TEAM
HIS OPPONENTS ARE KO’D AND bloodstained
Merry Monica of Princeton, New Jersey,
Nigh went to conservatory.
Fall she spent writing
A JP uniting
Toni Morrison and Jay-Z.
A limerick about me…
Victor’s a swimmer from the Great Northwest,
Who’d rather write papers than take a test,
But a biologist he is (no English experience is his),
Thankful he left the class not distressed.
A limerick about Erica…
COS is Miss Erica’s main subject,
And she must be quite the intellect,
To be head TA, showing others the way
To not failing her beloved subject.
There once was a prof named Dave Ball
Whose icebreakers drove kids up the wall
And he said with a grin
Once semester begins
I expect limericks from y’all