How to Dress the Emperor in His New Clothes

This is a delicate issue for any illustrator of Hans Christian Andersen’s sly tale, now so deeply embedded in the culture that it often passes as an anonymous folk classic.  To what extent should young readers be protected from the sight of the emperor’s nakedness?  But if they are shielded from any peep at the vain ruler’s embarrassing condition, can the story make an indelible impression?

Here are four radically solutions to the problem.

From Ardizzone’s Hans Andersen: Fourteen Classic Tales (1978) Cotsen 37999.

Edward Ardizzone drew him fully clothed in long woolly underwear, a full-bottomed wig, and bare feet at the head of a very long procession. It is hard to think of another outfit that undercuts royal majesty more ridiculously and also very conveniently spares the illustrator from answering awkward questions from the publisher.

Des Kaisers neue Kleider. Illustrated by Karl Lagerfeld (1992) Cotsen 19998.

Karl Lagerfeld, the celebrated fashion designer and longtime creative director of Chanel (aka “Kaiser Karl”) dressed his emperor in transparent underthings that cruelly expose his aging, stout body.  He could hardly be more repellent undressed.  The elderly Lagerfeld himself flamboyantly concealed the ravages of the years with outsized sunglasses, high starched collars, and fingerless gloves, topped by a mane of snow white hair.

Andersen Kalendar. Illustrated by Heinrich Lefler and Joseph Urban (1910). Cotsen 951.

Frequent collaborators Heinrich Lefler and Joseph Urban had their cake and ate it too in their sumptuous color illustration.  The splendidly dressed courtiers and attendants in the foreground nearly conceal their royal master, whose profile dominated by an outsized chin and Adam’s apple is at the dead center of the plate.  His straight black hair streaked with gray is covered by an enormous gold and scarlet imperial helm.  That is all he has on.  The ghostly pale shoulders and torso of the foolish old man beguiled by the trappings of his office, are thrown into relief by the robust young men surrounding him.

The Emperor’s New Clothes. Illustrated by Angela Barrett (1997) Cotsen 34676.

Angela Barrett breaks with tradition by representing the emperor as a young dandy.  Head held high, he marches down the street, with just a bit of bare chest showing.  He and his attendants may be engulfed by the tittering crowd, six or seven spectators deep, but almost nothing is left to the imagination because suspended overhead is an oval portrait of the striding monarch taken from behind.  Is the tall, slim man in elegant slippers a closet exhibitionist, or is he making the best of the situation in which he has landed by forging ahead instead of fleeing?

Each of the artist’s solutions to illustrating the emperor’s humiliation is so satisfying that it is difficult to say if one if better than the other three.  Why choose?

Unique Ideas for Halloween Costumes from a 19th-Century Transformation Toy

Over the last twenty years, Halloween has become the best excuse for adults to shape shift.  In honor of their favorite holiday, celebrants like super-model Heidi Klumm and lifestyle empress Martha Stewart, parade in ensembles so elaborate and professionally executed that it must be taken for granted that each lady hires a team to design and craft costumes, hair, and makeup every year for the big photoshoot.  Princess Fiona Klumm probably does not venture out into the dark with her kids to trick or treat.  Could Mme Stewart manage wearing that headpiece to be the ghostess with the mostest at a party held at one of her properties?If these revelers ever decide to break away from American pop culture as the wellspring of ideas, they could do worse than consider this horizontal flap transformation acquired this summer as a wacky and weird source of inspiration.  It’s a collection of birds, animals, fabulous creatures, and people (mostly soldiers) sliced across into three sections.

[Metamorphic Puzzle Game]. (Cotsen)

Several wear armor and bear weapons, like the king of beasts, while the noble stag wears a uniform with epaulettes.Scramble the heads, torsos, and legs to assemble strange new hybrid beasts that will never be found wherever Halloween costumes are available… See if you can identify the parts from which the three following creatures were made…  It would be harder to come up with an origin story for your disguise, however, than for Princess Fiona or Medusa…