Politicians have joined movie stars and rock icons in the ranks of aspiring children’s book authors. Years before Karen Pence published A Day in the Life of the Vice President (the book that inspired Marlon Bundo) Catherine Pugh, the mayor of Baltimore and fitness fanatic, created the “Healthy Holly” series to inspire children to improve the physical and mental well-being of themselves, their friends and families. Persuading couch potatoes of any age that eating a healthy diet and exercising regularly will make them better, more beautiful people is a hard sell.
One indirect approach to changing eating habits is to write a cookbook for kids, full of easy recipes for dishes that taste good and are good for you. So nutritious and delicious that everyone will compliment the cook by asking for seconds. Weave a conversion narrative around the recipes and you get…
Herb is relentlessly upbeat about changing eating styles, but he gets it when aspiring vegetarians fall off the wagon once in a while on their journey. And if a ragon in chef’s whites can push a wheelbarrow brimming with fresh produce around the Kingdom of Nogard, anyone can! But it’s his recipes that work magic on people who never thought they could give up m–t.
Herb’s no-meat patties with their dynamite secret ingredient puts the King of Nogard off his favorite wild boar burgers forever. For his service to the arteries of the kingdom, Herb is knighted.
Herb’s spicy chili full of textured vegetable protein, kidney beans, and grated cheese makes a believer of his buddy Meathook. When Meathook has his friends over for dinner, no one can get enough of Herb’s veggie pasta. Maybe Meathook will pass along Herb’s name to Drogon, Rhaego, and Viserion for the wrap party of Game of Thrones, season eight….
Not all anthropomorphized animals pressed into service as role models are perfect like Herb. There’s Tiffany Dino, who gorges on pizza, chocolate chip cookies, and peanut butter sandwiches and loves every bite, even though the chair is groaning from the strain. When her shirts ride up over her belly button, she decides it is time to turn over a new leaf. Maybe Tiffany can get her act together. Tiffany Dino belongs to the fallible but loveable category of animal stand-ins for children. She eats healthy and works out for a week, but when she weighs herself, not one ounce less than six hundred pounds. She decides to accept her big green self just as she is after making a new, very large friend who likes Tiffany because there is so much to hug.
So how does Holly Healthy compare with Herb and Tiffany as role models? For a review, see the one Carlos Lozada ran in the Washington Post. At the time of writing this post, it was not possible to obtain a copy of any of the four titles: “Healthy Holly: Fruits Come in Colors Like the Rainbow;” “Healthy Holly” Exercising is Fun!;” “Healthy Holly: Not all Vegetables are Green;” and “Healthy Holly: Walking with My Family.” There is some confusion as to their whereabouts–if indeed they were ever written, published, and distributed. Perhaps putting out this call to the readers of the Cotsen Curatorial Blog may produce the results which will solve the mystery of the picture-book writing major of Baltimore. Any or all of the titles would be welcome additions to Cotsen’s collection of children’s books by politicians or their wives…